I've just realized that I've been writing this blog for a year. Cheers to me.
I was going to write about depressing matters.
(E.g. Michel Veillette who pleaded not guilty today to charges of stabbing his wife to death and of killing his four children by setting his house on fire, on account that he had a fight with his wife and that he was provoked. *vomits*)
However, I can't commit myself to write anything remotely thoughful, so here's some good old abstinence humour.
(This skit reminds me of the brilliant folks at Iron Hymen and their sister site, Sex is for Fags.)